dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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