I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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