Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize