No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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