Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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