I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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