I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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