You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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