when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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