out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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