The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
she looked like the before picture.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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