The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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