You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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