Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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