if only i could text you this smell
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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