He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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