I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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