Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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