um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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