Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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