What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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