My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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