I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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