Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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