Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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