She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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