I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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