i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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