You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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