Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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