i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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