What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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