She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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