I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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