I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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