I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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