I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
tell me about the eggs
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