What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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