yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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