You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Farmville is her only friend.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize