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Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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