Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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