just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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