i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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