hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
she peed on how many people?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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