Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize