But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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