she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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