She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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