I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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